![]() 03/23/2020 at 19:03 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Or just go home and order food. One of the two.
Sure would make for a good apocalypse vehicle though, right?
...right??
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No one would ever see you coming. . . err. . . maybe they would spot you a mile off.
I wish I had something even half as exciting as filling up a scooter going on. Sadly not only do I not own the requisite scoot but it has been pouring rain here for the last two days. I’m just about losing my mind in this tedium.
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Perfect for the Six String Samurai apocalypse.
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HOLY SHIT IT'S ON FIRE
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We’ve had oddly perfect weather this past week, but if there’s one thing you can count on here, it’s that the rain is always right around the corner.
I reccomend craigslist deal-hunting . Or binge-eating. Or maybe take up a new hobby, like drinking.
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Scooters make good weapons platforms...
Vespa 150? Nothing like a ridable bazooka
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The bag of water in the middle counteracts the flame. Perfectly balanced. I t’s all very fung shui
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Alright, you’re my G unnery Sargeant/lead weapon developer when shit hits the fan.
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I think this thing would look cool with really big chrome side pipes. No need for them to be functional, it would just look cool.
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I think this thing would look cool with really big chrome side pipes. No need for them to be functional, it would just look cool.
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My previous new hobby was posting here but I’m plum out of ideas unless I want to keep bombarding you guys with increasingly strained DIOCCUSAs. The tedium comes from an absolutely obscene amount of work to do, unfortunately precluding any hobbying, but I appreciate your ideas.
The local scenery for your time. Usually the stimulating history can snap me out of my rut but once again, so much rain.
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Check
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Still have your day job? I bet UPS/FedEx are slammed right now.
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Wingadinga intensifies.
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It's like Christmas, but with half the staff.
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That looks like so much fun, at least while the sun is out.
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It really is a blast. Now I just need a nice Volvo wagon to compliment it, for the rainy days.
And a sports bike.
And you know what, let’s throw in a Sprinter Van too.
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LOL. A scooter built by Italians for 50 years then passed along for even more subpar manufacturing in India. Okeee buddy.
I know you're joking but it's hilarious to think of anyone actually relying on a Vespa*. I rode them for years. They're a hoot but they'll hurt you just like anything else Italian.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH I’M NOT LISTENING BLAHHHHH
( Plz keep working long enough for me to buy something reliable, like a Ducati, Sprinter Van, or turbo Volvo)
Oh God...